Re: News That Made My Day Thread

Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:33 pm

That's hilarious.

Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:09 pm

Sorry for double post but....

Epic Fail on both parties)Teacher, and student who found the videos of her.

Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:34 am

Really?

http://www.metronews.ca/calgary/canada/article/809308--underwear-thief-on-the-loose-in-new-brunswick

Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:26 pm

Sponge-bob, Patrick, Mr.Krabs are the culprits.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/23/maine.sex.crime.sentence/

This lady is sick, twisted. It's shocking that's it's a woman and even more shocking it's her own child plus why would you want to watch it you sick pervert.

She needs to have more than 15 years.

Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:12 am

Not a funny one, but a rather sad one (especially since a three year old weighs the same as me)

Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:36 pm

How the hell does the kid see?

Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:04 pm

I actually weigh more than someone I know!

Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 am

Jordan Cardella Has Himself Shot To Win Sympathy From His Ex

Jordan Cardella wanted to win back his girlfriend. So, to gain her sympathy, he hatched a plan to have a friend shoot him in the back.

Cardella asked his friend Anthony Woodall to "shoot him in the back three times," but Woodall refused. Instead, he referred Cardella to Michael Wezykl, who agreed to carry out the bizarre hit in exchange for money or pills.

After retrieving the firearm from Wezyk's home, the trio made their way to a nearby park. The complaint says that, "Wezyk then shot Cardella in the arm, and Cardella immediately slumped over. He asked to be shot again, but Wezyk stated, 'I'm done.'"

So Cardella never did receive the three wounds he thought would be necessary to find pity from his former girlfriend.

Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:11 am

Wooooooow. That, folks, is called desperation. XD

Seriously though, that's the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Who would want to get shot to gain sympathy? Who wants their Ex to even feel sympathetic toward them - work it out one on one like a mature adult. Holy jeez!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:49 am

I was opting between that article and one where a dude was trying to perform surgery on himself with a butter knife but ended up impaling himself.

Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:53 pm

Wow, fail much?

Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:36 pm

Lol, that's for sure.. XD

Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Confirmation on rules 34 and 61.

PETA to launch Pr0n site

the organization's representative reportedly declared that Peta.xxx will be a porn site that "draws attention to the plight of animals."

Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:17 am

A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after discovering that she conducted an affair in the 1940s

Back to dating I guess.

Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:46 pm

Wow..... he seems confident. XD

Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:07 pm

Lol by the time he signs the divorce papers he will be already one step towards death.