News That Made My Day Thread

[Canterbury]

Just post something intriguing or odd and discuses it here.

Scientists begin 520-day Mars mission simulation

I just can't comprehend how someone will submit themselves to a tube for over a freaking year. For the betterment of mother Russia? They either have to get paid big time or somehow know that they wont break down mentally in any of those 520 days.

[Canterbury]

Same old same old, Citigroup fires an employee based on appearances, except...the girl was too hot. Wait, what?

Debrahlee Lorenzana sues Citigroup

You be the judge.

[Canterbury]

Katy Perry wants to wear a "Bacon Bikini"

"For my next album I'd like it to be about meat and I want to be on the cover wearing a bacon bikini. Also I want my records to smell of sausage or pork. CDs are over, but not if they smell original."

Oh that Katy Perry!

Lindsay Lohan released from jail after 14 days

She served 14 days of a 90-day sentence, getting out early because of jail overcrowding.

First, people are exempt from jail because there's too much people? Secondly, I'm inclined to think that "overcrowding" is code for "I have money."

[DJ.Moderator]

Interesting news Canter, interesting indeed.

[Canterbury]

Justin Bieber Is Writing His Memoirs at Age 16

Not worth quoting anything from the article.

At the very least, does this mean that Bieber will die of old age at 17?

[DJ.Moderator]

Maybe. He needs to give it up, he can't sing.

[Canterbury]

Massive ice island breaks off Greenland

A piece of ice four times the size of Manhattan island has broken away from an ice shelf in Greenland, according to scientists in the U.S.

The ice island, which is about half the height of the Empire State Building, is the biggest piece of ice to break away from the Arctic icecap since 1962

Finish the following phrase: Global ___________.

[Kamikaze_XAdmin]

Same old same old, Citigroup fires an employee based on appearances, except...the girl was too hot. Wait, what?

Debrahlee Lorenzana sues Citigroup

You be the judge.

I WILL be the judge... she is totally hot. XD

It sucks for them that she was fired...

[Canterbury]

Girl quits Job on dry erase board, then emails entire office/



Truly inspiring.

Edit: IZ HOAX!

[Canterbury]

Man Punishes Cat By Planning To Eat It

Officers were stunned when they opened his car boot – and saw a black and white cat covered in a mixture of crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil. “The cat appeared to be marinating in it,” a police spokesman said. Korkuc then reportedly told officers he was punishing his cat, Navarro, for being ill tempered – and told them he planned to cook the cat.

WTFFFFFFx100F

[DJ.Moderator]

What in the world hahaha

[Shadow]

Well, you gotta give him points for creativity. No one else has ever punished their pet by planning to eat them before. Could be effective(or traumatic).

Then again, there may be a reason for that. They probably taste terrible

[Canterbury]

North Korea reportedly joins Facebook

Now off to troll the nation's account collectively as a whole: https://www.facebook.com/uriminzokkiriLike?ref=ts

[Oberon]

FOR DEAR LEADER!

[MaikuolanAdmin]

Rofl, that is awesome.

(I also happened to check out their website, and alas, I found a major bug or two within the first minute of looking at it, so promptly took a screenshot and emailed it to them from an aliased email address.)

[Canterbury]

FOR DEAR LEADER!

They vastly misspelled For Great Justice!

[Oberon]

What you say!

...All Your Base Are Belong To Us?

[Canterbury]

Man Suing Video Game Company For Becoming Too Addicted To The Game

A man in Hawaii is suing because he says he's suffering from video game withdrawal.

Well, at least it's better than marrying a video game character, or something else.

[DJ.Moderator]

That's awesome, yet bad at the same time.

I can sympathize.

Also, I was fixing to post something in this thread and what do you know, a new post appears.

How do you not notice this?

[Canterbury]

Boy Blistered after Licking Used Condom

"When I looked at my grandson, he had a used condom all down his throat -- his tongue in it everything. And there was semen in the condom,"

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