Re: News That Made My Day Thread

Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:30 am

DJ. wrote:4chan strikes again...

BEGUN, THE INTERNET WARS HAS.

News That Made My Day Thread - Page 3 Yoda

Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:56 am

This is rather lulzy. XD

I find it almost amazing, the power a few anon from 4chan can hold over other sites. Not long ago, there was a war between 4chan and tumblr which surprisingly ended up with something like a mixed alliance. Thus, 4chumblr was born. XD

What I'm essentially saying, is that 4chan is probably one of the largest networks on the net, all anon (which is rather... dangerous), and many have the power of the hax. Recipe for doom I say!

Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:47 pm

They tried to shut down Amazon, but Amazon was smart. They made it so that literally the site is basically impossible to shut down.

Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:43 pm

^I believe Wikileaks is blocked in Europe and USA, but there are ways to get around it.

Woman Demands More Fudge, Bites Cop

A Canadian woman accused of biting a police officer during a fracas over a hot fudge sundae was given probation and community service after pleading guilty.

Crown prosecutor Laura Marr said Emter became disruptive at a McDonald's drive-through March 15 and insisted there was not enough hot fudge on her sundae. However, workers would not exchange the item without a receipt.

Marr said officers arrived and questioned Emter while she was still in the parking lot and she was "in their faces" shouting.

The prosecutor said Emter tried to drive away, but was stopped and informed she was being charged with causing a disturbance. However, the woman refused to get out of her car and one of the officers had to place her in a choke hold so she could be handcuffed. Marr said Emter then bit one of the officers and they twice used a stun gun on her head to subdue her.

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Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:33 pm

It didn't make my dad at all, but here you go...

Can you say sexual harrasment or something along those lines...

The part where the mom said he enjoyed it...well gee I wonder why. I mean, HE'S A GUY.

I don't even wanna bring freud into this....

That's just gross, and to me...very wrong.

Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:01 pm

Ew. XD

Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:52 pm

What I find disgusting about it is that she did not put her child into place after he turned three. Bad parenting on her part. Otherwise I understand the reasoning behind it. However, No. Just no. Any children I have will be cut off from the breast in propper time, not when they're fucking six.

Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:04 pm

Sadly for the kid, he'll probably remember it all.

Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:32 pm

Not to mention, that's probably one thing he'll regret having to tell people.

@Ducky, whoa. Sudden use of foul language there. I think we all know how you feel on the subject.

Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:46 pm

BREAKING NEWSSSS

Porn Company Creates Interactive Sex Game for Microsoft Kinect

The game allows users to simulate sex acts using the console's advanced technology, which requires users to move their bodies instead of a controller....

Like, totally about time.

Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:59 pm

Wow, just wow.

I believe it was either IGN or someone that said it wouldn't be long before this happened. It may have been PC world. Not sure.

That concept, is a massively EPIC FAIL.

Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:44 am

I'd imagine life size sex doll "controllers" would have come out first before this.

Guess not.

Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:13 am

I think Microsoft had a whole statement about that too.

Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:31 pm

Man gets hit by SUV while playing real-life Frogger...

CLEMSON, S.C. -- A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger."

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night.

Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:30 pm

Canterbury wrote:

DJ. wrote:4chan strikes again...

BEGUN, THE INTERNET WARS HAS.

4Chan has BEEN struck.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:39 am

Cat Summoned For Jury Duty

East Boston resident Sal Esposito has been summoned for jury duty. There’s just one problem: Sal is a cat.

The issue arose after Sal’s owners, Anna and Guy Esposito, listed him on the last U.S. Census under "pet."

Residents are submitted to the list by street address and Sal Esposito may have gotten mixed in with his human neighbors.

But Sal’s owners tried to have him disqualified due to his inability to speak or understand English, but were denied.

Unless the matter is resolved, Anna Esposito said she will take the feline to court to perform his civic duty on March 23.

My signature just purred.

Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:37 am

WTF..........Somebody should get fired for being a complete moron.

Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:04 pm

Let's keep at it with the animals then.

Fox Shoots Man

A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.

The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.

"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.

Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:10 pm

That is hilarious!

At least this lady got the money...

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20029276-71.html

Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:05 pm

In Soviet Russia, Sun Revolves Around Earth!

MOSCOW (AFP) – Does the sun revolve around the earth? About one third of Russians appear to believe so, according to a survey published on Wednesday.

Thirty-two percent of Russians reject a sun-centred Solar system, four percent more than in 2007 when a similar survey was conducted, the Russian Center of Public Opinion Research showed.

The survey highlighted scientific superstitions among Russians and was released as Russian President Dmitry Medvedev called this week for national lunar and deep space programmes.

The survey also found 55 percent of Russians believe that radioactivity is a human invention.

Twenty-nine percent believe humans lived in the era of dinosaurs. Women are more likely than men to believe scientific superstitions, the survey found.

The survey was conducted in January among 1,600 people in different regions, with a 3.4-percent margin of error.