What would you do if...?

I would take a picture of it because of how awesome that would be, then prepare to get destroyed.

WWYDI someone prepared your favorite meal for you, then ate it right in front of you mockingly?

It's already been done by my step dad.

WWYDI if the person you love or have a crush on was a flesh eating alien from the Planet IWILMURDRU

I'd... suddenly set my sights on someone else.

WWYDI your lab report was due tomorrow and you have no idea WTF to do?

I'd get you to do it for me. XD

WWYDI you were framed for laundering drug money and there was no way to prove it wasn't you?

Serve my time as a good and honest person then live the rest of my days with the notirity haunting me till i ended up long drop sudden stop.


WWYDI... They made it mandatory for everyone to do something embarrassing and it had to be recorded and shared with the whole world?

I'd break into the house of whoever made it mandatory while they slept, piss on their face, film it, then upload it to YouTube.

WWYDI if you went to sleep one night, and awoke the next morning to discover your gender had been switched?

(Edit- Clarification- By gender switched, I mean the "you wake up as a male/female", basically, opposite of whatever you are. Not.. the other kind of switch.)

Well I probably would explore my new form and then after that try to find out how it happened.

What would you do if you woke up with your bed drifting in the middle of the ocean.

I would tame the wiled sea beasts to take me ashore, roping sea turtles with rope made from my own hair!


WWYDI.....Vidieo games where real, but you where an NPC?

I would make sure to stay away from the Players XD

WWYDI you a large boulder landed on top of you in your sleep?

I'd be Redcoat!

WWYDI your house exploded and your furniture and belongings flew off, burning, into the night while you were away?

I'd cry cause I love my books <3

WWYDI you had to dance close to someone who smelled really really bad and looked the same?

I'd move.

WWYDI you totaled your car after leaving your driveway?

Fist pump causing knowing me I would Fail in an Epic way.

WWYDI a man punch you in the face with a chainsaw hand.

..Probably die. Assuming the chainsaw hand was switched on at the time. If not, I'd run like hell.

WWYDI you discovered that Legacy Society was an actual secret society, with Bleach as its head recruitment officer, discovering such because one of its members come to your door one way, wearing Men-In-Black G-Man gear, asking you to join up, saying that unless their groups numbers increase, the universe was doomed...

I would point them down the street where a Mormon Church and say "Yeah thats what they say bro" and lock my door.


WWYDI you where kidnapped by the CIA and they have you in a white room tied down to a chair. There are two men one sitting across of you starring at you and the other is holding clamps that are connected to a car battery. The first guy says "If you dont answer my buddy over there will use that car battery to shock your punk ass"......."We know you work for Bin Laden"

Show them my Canadian citizenship cart, CIA aint got nothing on me.


WWYDI

North Korea invaded South Korea (Well, they're going to but still)
And you were drafted

Volunteer with the airforce so I can drop the MOAB on that dwarf that North Korea calls their leader

WWYDI you are stuck in Canada without your passport

Enjoy the ride.

WWYDI after going to sleep one night, in your bed, you suddenly found yourself waking up in a run-down underground tavern, in a foreign country, at the bar with a whiskey and cigar, of which you did not remember ordering, buying or using, yet alone how you got there at all.

I would repeat "I reject your reality and substitute my own" to myself.

WWYDI you found yourself in a Void at a random time of the day?

I'd divide by zero.

WWYDI you witnessed a politician get brutally murdered by a mudkip.