What would you do if...?

Capture it and brainwash it into becoming my minion. Undoubtedly.^.^

WWYDI you found an unexploded hydrogen bomb in your backyard?

I'd save it for later. ;3

WWDYI you're car was actually hiding some random people in the trunk that you never knew about?

I'd check to see if they were alive

WWYDI Tom Cruise came into your house ,and started jumping on your couch like on Oprah?

Giving him a hard look, I'd say "What the f*ck are you doing? This isn't the Church of the Scientology, retard.", and possibly other things, depending on his reaction. Honestly, not sure, but that's what immediately comes to mind.

WWYDI a celebrity that you didn't like tried to adopt you?

I'd probably go to court to appeal, using the "I'm a legal adult" card.

What would you do if a giant pelican swooped down from the sky and scooped you up into its gullet then flew off over the ocean with you?

I'd freak out and wonder how the hell a pelican got that big and strong.
WWYDI you had a huge blister, the size of a soft ball, that just randomly moved about your body?

I'd get it removed.

WWYDI You were turned into a newt?

I'd get better.

WWYDI you caught the Loch Ness monster?

I'd ride it and train it.

WWDYI your world was the world of Tron?

Play Tron

What would you do with a druken sailor?

Find a fugly for him and laugh later

WWYDI you were arrested for being a terrorist and about to be sent to Guantanomo Bay

Probably commit an act of terrorism.

WWYDI the CIA and FBI started monitoring Legacy Society due to suspected links to an accused terrorist?

"Crap, hide the bombs! They found us!"


WWYDI I was.

I would punch you and sell you to the CIA

WWYDI all restaurants only serve vegan food including fast food

I would set up my own restaurant that served meat, just to spite the rest of the market. Soon, with this one Restaurant, I will spread my influence until I have created... A. World. Wide. Monopoly...

WWYDI you were about to crash into the moon?

Claim it as NEW ALBION!

WWYDI you woke up in your backyard?

I'd walk back inside and sleep on my bead.

WWDYI your car suddenly started driving itself?

I would make it pay for gas.

WWYDI if you were wrongfuly accused of murder?

I'd be like I DIDN'T DO IT! MAN, I'M TELLING YOU I DIDN'T DO IT!!

WWDYI you had a spy clock?

I would umm... spy on people in a umm timely fashion?
(What's a spy clock?)

What would YOU do if you were suddenly in the presence of Chuck Norris seeking your death.