What would you do if...?

This game is simple, the user above will pose a question to the one below. The user below must answer the question however he wants. This is indeed a spammish type of game, so therefore all types of wacky and zany questions are permitted. Go nuts guys, have some fun!

The only rules to follow are the forum rules, please, no sexual related questions or massive amounts of profanity (not that the questions should have any to begin with... ).


My question:

What would you do if a torpedo shot through your front window and landed next to you as you sat on your couch eating cocoa puffs while watching the Daily Show?

look at it then use my MAGIC BOX OF POWER!=> █
to launch it back at the attacker, then go buy some bagles because im still hungry.

what would you do if a hobo came and slaped you with a tuna and danced around holding an egg in his hand?

Kick him in the shin and runaway saying stranger danger!

DJ, you have to post a question after you answer...


I'll go then:

What would you do if a giant pie came to life and started to eat all of the villagers whilst also burning down the town with giant eye beams?

BleachKing wrote:DJ, you have to post a question after you answer...


I'll go then:

What would you do if a giant pie came to life and started to eat all of the villagers whilst also burning down the town with giant eye beams?

I'd FIRE MAH LAZOR, BWAHHHHHHHH!

What would you do if a blue whale went flying through the air and was about to land on your house?

I would fier ze missles... I just hope I would no be le tired. 0.0


What would you do if I were to give every member here a million dollars?

I'd love you even more.......

What would you do if I came crashing into your house via parachute from a C-17,then came in and started being hyper and talked to everyone in 1337 speak but you heard me in english?

I think I'd just have to take a Furby out of the closet and place it in front of you. It'll take care of the rest. ;]



What would you do if physics were no longer an issue and it rained chocolate?

I would get sick of it

What would you do if US fired its nuks at China, France, UK and everyone else with nuks?

I wouldn't be worried, for nuks do no harm. XDD

What would you do if scientists combined a TV, radio, phone, iPod, Camera, homing beacon, GPS, and detonator into one small and compact device?

I would ask how much money they wanted for it.

What would you do if everyone you looked at turned into a fruit of some kind??

I would look in the mirror. XD

What would you do if you were in a hole with a skeleton nearby ,and spike walls closing in?

Think back to Thy Dungeon Man game on homestarrunner

What would you do if you had to get a ride home, but the only to give you a ride was Lindsay Lohan?

I'd accept cause she had a limo. ;D

What would you do.....for a Klondike bar.....

Just about anything!!!


What would you do if the world was going to asplode tomorrow?

I would quote the following:
Oh noes, we got the cigarettes shit, fire ze missiles!
But I am le tired.
So then take a nap! and then fire ze missiles!

What would you do if... in order to live you had to eat a piece of PIEH and I have the last piece, but I said I would give it to you for 100 million dollars! *cha-ching*

I would rob every bank in the nation to get that 100 million, thus securing the rights to that pie!

What would you do if you were zapped into a magical mystery land and given only the clothes on your back and a small dagger?

I'd run around screaming "LEGEND O' ZELDA" and then probably start a quest to destroy Ganon.

What would you do if all the smilies on the forums were found running around in your backyard?

I would Take a video and Send it to AMerica's Funniest HOme Videos. ^^

What would you do If your skin color changed according to your mood???

Idk....

What would you do if you had 50 dogs?