What would you do if...?

I would kick the living shit out of him and then force him to step on a black guy's shoes. Therefore, it would result in him getting his ass kicked more and eventually dieing.

What would you do if you have a pet horse.

I'd take care of it, duh.

WWYDI you could never get warm?

I would go insane and rip out my own heart.

What would you do if a giant rubber duck attacked your town.

I'd wonder how it got up that really steep hill on the way here.

WWYDI all of your friends were suddenly parents?

I would smile and laugh because my friend are finally something resembling mature.

What would you do if you woke up one morning with orange skin, pink hair, and blue nails.

I'd wonder how I became an uumpa lumpa
WWYDI you could only speak backwards?

I would create my own language and be baffled at by the science community.

What would you do if a giant whale ate you.

I'd wonder how I didn't see the whale coming.

WWYDI you were always thirsty?

I would smother the thirst with food and when I became fat. I would roll down a hill laughing for fun.

What would you do if you saw an army of turtles approaching you.

I'd say cowabunga dude and order Pizza.

WWYDI you had that thing in Gath's sig right behind you about to kill you?

Make my fingers a cross

What would you do if you were the supreme ruler of the world for a day?

I would change all the laws so that I am supreme ruler forever.

What would you do if a member named The King of Clubs joined the site.

I would give him a ticket to the local zoo and release the tigers (Not For Real Its A Joke)

WWYDI * You are playing a game of russian roulette with Rosie O Donald and you had the bullet in the chamber

Per rules of the game, wouldn't I die?

WWYDI you got really badly sunburnt?

jump for joy and say "happy days have come again!" because it would mean I'd be getting tan soon. ^^

WHat would you do if you couldn't get someone out of you head no matter how hard you tried?

I'd talk to them, and then they would go away.

What you do if a monkey army attacked Earth?

I'd make sure to bring lots of bananas and guns.

WWYDI You had no way to escape a giant out of sync game?

Resort to tossing the controller through the window and stomping on my console.

WWYDI the internet was suddenly no more?

Die.

WWYDI you woke up in Antarctica?

I would join the penguins and learn their ways, since I already have a tuxedo on. (I prefer to wear one when I go to bed)

WWYDI a bear with nunchuks broke into your house while you were sitting on the couch eating chips and minding your own?