What would you do if...?

I would pray that The little kids didn't get a hold of him. OR atleast he hadn't suffered.

=D

What would you do if you started cry out of the blue for no reason at all???

I'd most likely start laughing.

What would you do if you found out you owned 3 times as many shirts as you did pants?

"Wait...That's all wrong! Yesterday it was 5 times as many shirts!! WTC????!?!?!?!?!" hehe

What would you do if you were put on intervention???

I DO NOT HAVE A GOD DAMN DRINKING PROBLEM!


What would you do, if I told you you can have all these, the ShamWOW, and Slapchop, for only $99.99?

OH EM GEE!!!! I'm broke as a skunk!!! Srry man, but I'm gonna have to pass.

What would you do if some random person handed you a dirty diaper and asked you to throw it away for them???

I'd throw it away, into his or her (correct grammar, not their, since their means more than one person) face.

What would you do if I became a grammar Nazi?

I would giggle because you are so young.

What would you do if your eyes swelled up?

complain alot and try to cry in pain.

What would you do if you got in a fight with your best friend?

I'd win.

What would you do if you opened up a book for advice?

I'd be awesome advice.

What would you do if you were haunted by that robot salesmen guy from Jimmy Neutron

I'd get a super magnet and scramble it.

What if you could only speak in Cliches?

I'd probably get a lot of tomatoes thrown at me, so I'd always carry an umbrella.

What if you had two cupcakes, you really wanted to eat both, but you could only have one?

I'd eat one and swallow the other XD

What would you do if... a goose asked you for directions?

I'd tell it "3 blocks down and to the left" and hope I was telling him the right directions.

What would you do if you were given a fire flower power-up to use?

Oh. that's easy. The question is, what would all the burning people do?

What would you do if I lit you on fire with my fire flower?

I would be very very mad and tell on you

What would you do if Liam Neeson joined the forums?

Like, Ras al Gul, Qui gon Jin? that guy? I'd go and die in a corner...

what would you do if I didn't put a question here?

I would answer the not-question by not answering.

What would you do if everything you touched turned into a Twinkie?

I'd be happy and eat them!

WWYDI the WWIII started in your backyard?

I would have to scream like a monkey and evacuate to the nearest safe vacility.

What would you do if a large boulder chased after you and caused you to have an Indiana Jones moment?