What would you do if...?

Show them my Canadian citizenship cart, CIA aint got nothing on me.


WWYDI

North Korea invaded South Korea (Well, they're going to but still)
And you were drafted

Volunteer with the airforce so I can drop the MOAB on that dwarf that North Korea calls their leader

WWYDI you are stuck in Canada without your passport

Enjoy the ride.

WWYDI after going to sleep one night, in your bed, you suddenly found yourself waking up in a run-down underground tavern, in a foreign country, at the bar with a whiskey and cigar, of which you did not remember ordering, buying or using, yet alone how you got there at all.

I would repeat "I reject your reality and substitute my own" to myself.

WWYDI you found yourself in a Void at a random time of the day?

I'd divide by zero.

WWYDI you witnessed a politician get brutally murdered by a mudkip.

I'd disbelieve and kill whatever the hells it really was.

WWYDI Maikuolan divided by zero?

Run to a underground shelter and wait for the explosion to end

WWYDI you are trapped in a Nicklelback concert and the crowd is blocking the exits

Not care and wait it out. There's worse that could happen.

WWYDI LS suddenly crashed your computer, and when you reboot, the site's down?

Not say anything to anybody, and if someone asks me about it, blame Bleach.

WWYDI you discovered that your parents aren't your real parents, and that you were adopted from a family of gypsy tree elves from a parallel world as a baby due to economic collapse brought about on their homeworld due to war between them and angry in-bred carnivorous goblins wielding pointy sticks.

"Sweet!"
I'd then check for pointy ears and etc.

WWYDI gods were real?

Depends very strongly on which gods/Gods/God/god/diety/dieties/Goddess/goddesses/etc we're talking about.

WWYDI you had the power the time travel, but could only do it once? IE, the moment you tried to time travel, you would never be able to do it again.

I'd save it until I really needed it.

WWYDI You had a tentacle for an arm?

Scare little children by waving it around screaming "Fear The Tentacle! Fear it!", or more likely, chop it off and get a prosthetic arm.

WWYDI all the stars in the sky disappeared without explanation?

I'd be sad.

WWYDI

Your house was suddenly on the moon and you were able to breath without Oxygen?

I'd do the moon dance. Then wonder how the hell I ended up in that situation.

WWYDI you woke up one morning, without explanation, naked, next to a sleeping bear, in the middle of a forest that you've never seen nor been in before?

I'd quietly get some clothes on and run far far away wondering what happened, I'd also grab a shotgun and enjoy some nice warm fur.


WWYDI You suddenly woke up in the middle of the ocean on the back of a whale?

I'd wonder how I survived when the whale went underwater.
WWYDI You suddenly knew everything about a person, any person, the moment you locked eyes with them?

I think it'd be awesome.

WWYDI a random horse busted through your house for no reason and left the other side without stopping?

I'd likely be seeking compensation from the horses owner.

WWYDI they came for you..!! (Bad boys, bad boys.. Wacha gonna do, wacha gonna do when they come for you..!!)

They wouldn't come for me, I follow the rules too much. XD

WWYDI The FBI accused you of killing a whale and sent you to jail for it but never did anything to anyone else and the FBI didn't believe other people killed Whales?