What would you do if...?

I'd go "COOL!" and realize that is how I can pull all-nighters so well.

WWYDI if you didn't know who you were?

Hold a gun to my head and demand I tell me my name.

WWYDI your arms fell off?

I'd scream, panic, and if I didn't die of shock, learn to play piano with my feet.

WWYDI if you woke up in Iraq?

I'd yell out random stuff and pray I didn't get sniped by terrorists.

WWYDI the ice cream man started serving cans of spinach?

Get muscles like Popeye instantly and punch sense back into the ice cream man, of course!

WWYDI you suddenly turned into a tissue box?

I'd be thanking God I wasn't turned into a tissue, but then I'd end up getting thrown out when all the tissues are gone.

WWYDI Pluto was still considered a planet?

Still not care.

WWYDI Texas came to life?

Feel sorry for all the people that fell off after it stood up.

WWYDI suddenly all the doors to the room you are currently in suddenly disappeared?

I'd have no privacy because I'd have no bedroom door. With that said, I'd place random stuff in front of the empty space and make a barricade.

WWYDI the bird wasn't the word?

I'd freak out. I'd freak out so hard. O_O

WWYDI you if everyone around you became A-grade fanboys?

I would probably jump out the nearest window and run for the mental institution.

WWYDI you were suddenly eaten by a whale and met a small puppet with an obnoxiously long wooden nose who thought he was human?

I'd... wait, what? I'd wind up going insane, that's what.

What would you do if you wound up facing Astratek?

I'd probably build a skyship and save the world, that's what!!

What would you do if humans became almost extinct and only you remained, with various animals of course?

Get the less hairy apes to breed until a series of human women are created, then save our race.

WWYDI your fingers turned into fire?

Poke people more often.

WWYDI you turned into music?

I'd become imortal.

What would you do if you randomly exibited signs of severe poisioning?

I'd find the nearest alchemist and have him make me a cure after going insane.

WWYDI your were pulled into the world of Oracles Mandate, conscripted into the Temperian army, sent to fight the Tamrodiilians and then encountered a Lost Guard and all you had was a small sword and a wooden shield?

Defend myself the best I could,

WWYDI some random person told you they loved you and there were sincere about it?

I'd ask myself a few questions (are they stalking me, who are they, et cetera), and maybe give it a chance. Maybe.

WWYDI it was a stalker?

I'd have fun with it
WWYDI you broke a limb?