What would you do if...?

Contact one of my friends, or my GPS. Or check into the nearest hospital for amnesia treatment.

What would you do if you found out you were psychic?

I'd see what I could do.

What would you do if you found out your best friend was a mythical creature?

I'd go "WHOA COOL" and revise my stance on cryptozoology.

What if you woke up to find that you couldn't speak English, and spoke fluent Japanese instead?

Download old Fire Emblem game ROMs without need for patches.

WWYD if your eyes turned into cannons?

I'd stare at people I didn't like a lot more, that's for sure!

WWYD if you were in Sacred Dawn?

Be mad that I wasn't in Lycia. (Seriously, Lyon, WTF!)

WWYD if your hair was made of tomatoes?

I wouldn't have to worry about buying tomatoes at the store.

What would you do if the Simpsons didn't have yellow skin?

I'd... not realize it. I don't watch television.

What would you do if you could fly?

I'd freak out and faint.

What would you do if you woke up in a dress?

"What the hell did I do last night!?"

What would you do if someone covered your entire body in pen markings?

I'd try to see if they formed words.

What would you do if someone stole your pants while they were on your body?

I'd be like, I don't wanna know why my pants are gone.

What would you do if your body was frozen until the next decade but were completely alive and could hear,etc.?

I'd most likely go insane.

What would you do if you drank too much water?

Have a very relieving wee.

WWYDI your best friend was a potted plant?

I would be a very lonely person.

WWYDI you found out you were really a robot?!

I'd go "COOL!" and realize that is how I can pull all-nighters so well.

WWYDI if you didn't know who you were?

Hold a gun to my head and demand I tell me my name.

WWYDI your arms fell off?

I'd scream, panic, and if I didn't die of shock, learn to play piano with my feet.

WWYDI if you woke up in Iraq?

I'd yell out random stuff and pray I didn't get sniped by terrorists.

WWYDI the ice cream man started serving cans of spinach?

Get muscles like Popeye instantly and punch sense back into the ice cream man, of course!

WWYDI you suddenly turned into a tissue box?