Alright...so...I'm this guy...

Greetings, newcomer.

Welcome to our humble sliver of the internet! Well, not exactly humble. And all that jazz.

Please, tell us more about you, so that I can hunt you down get to know you!

Yeah, good luck on hunting me down. Most of the time I'm not too hard to find, but it's not finding me that's a problem, it's trying to take me down . Not to mention if I actually decide to go on the hunt myself, in that case you won't see me coming untill I want you to see me.

But otherwise I'm a huge gamer, hunter, mma enthusiast, love rock, I'm a pyro, working on some patents for some major inventions, ADHD, 20, and I like making the "impossible" possible.

Ah, yet 'nother who enjoys sarcasm! I think we'll get along just fine.

No, I don't think we will at all

Yeah, it would be hard to catch a guy who lives in Alaska... near the North POLE!

Not to mention two polar bears...