Talking to Self!

Why doesn't Alba and Cymru secede from the UK?

Why does Starship Troopers have fans?

Does anyone watch =3?

Why is my foot asleep?

Will Brian Cowen and Elizabeth II ever hug?

Why is Doctor Who's music so awesome!?

Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool witcha pants on the ground!

"Why am I so tired?!"

Tomorrow shall be EPIC

I have to work today.

"If you can get past the fact that it butchers classic literature, Dante's Inferno is pretty badass."
-After playing the demo for the game Dante's Inferno.

"Why does my stomach feel like it's being punched?"

"Why does my back feel so bad!?"

Wow. O.O this headache is ginormous! -puts face in hands- I really wish the dumb teacher would shut his mouth. I don't care about how alcohol is bad for you. I just wanna sleep...... -puts head on the desk and closes eyes- owww....-groans-

I need a haircut. Badly.

Probability can suck my balls, I'm lucky. -playing Fire Emblem.

I was like Braiiins!
but they where like Braiiins!
so i was like Braiiiins!

"so I made this whole story..."
"yeah?"
"Put my favorite one piece person in it..."
"Yeah?"
"Pretty much PURELY so i could get to the sideways fandango...."
"Yeah?"
"and now that i get there, for the third time mind you, MY OWN DANG MINDSPAWN WON'T DO WHAT I ASK THEM TO?"
"It's a private affair between two people who love each other very much."
*gives self stink eye* "It was so i could see some skin, ifyaknowwhatimean."
"well too bad." *crosses arms* Looks like your not going to."
"But it's MY STORY!"
"no it isn't."
*stomps away muttering angerly*

(by the way, saying this out loud, to myself in an empty house is HILARIOUS.)

Gah need more sleep!

Why can't my internet connect to hardly anyone on Red Dead?