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Post by DJ. on Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:59 pm

Wow, just wow.

I believe it was either IGN or someone that said it wouldn't be long before this happened. It may have been PC world. Not sure.

That concept, is a massively EPIC FAIL.

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Post by Canterbury on Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:44 am

I'd imagine life size sex doll "controllers" would have come out first before this.

Guess not.

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Post by DJ. on Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:13 am

I think Microsoft had a whole statement about that too.

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Post by Canterbury on Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:31 pm

Man gets hit by SUV while playing real-life Frogger...

CLEMSON, S.C. -- A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger."

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night.

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Post by King Calamity on Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:30 pm

Canterbury wrote:
DJ. wrote:4chan strikes again...

BEGUN, THE INTERNET WARS HAS.


4Chan has BEEN struck.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
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Post by Canterbury on Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:39 am

Cat Summoned For Jury Duty

East Boston resident Sal Esposito has been summoned for jury duty. There’s just one problem: Sal is a cat.

The issue arose after Sal’s owners, Anna and Guy Esposito, listed him on the last U.S. Census under "pet."

Residents are submitted to the list by street address and Sal Esposito may have gotten mixed in with his human neighbors.

But Sal’s owners tried to have him disqualified due to his inability to speak or understand English, but were denied.

Unless the matter is resolved, Anna Esposito said she will take the feline to court to perform his civic duty on March 23.

My signature just purred.

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Post by Desertback on Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:37 am

WTF..........Somebody should get fired for being a complete moron.
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Post by Canterbury on Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:04 pm

Let's keep at it with the animals then.

Fox Shoots Man

A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.

The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.

"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.

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Post by DJ. on Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:10 pm

That is hilarious!


At least this lady got the money...

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20029276-71.html

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Post by Canterbury on Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:05 pm

In Soviet Russia, Sun Revolves Around Earth!

MOSCOW (AFP) – Does the sun revolve around the earth? About one third of Russians appear to believe so, according to a survey published on Wednesday.

Thirty-two percent of Russians reject a sun-centred Solar system, four percent more than in 2007 when a similar survey was conducted, the Russian Center of Public Opinion Research showed.

The survey highlighted scientific superstitions among Russians and was released as Russian President Dmitry Medvedev called this week for national lunar and deep space programmes.

The survey also found 55 percent of Russians believe that radioactivity is a human invention.

Twenty-nine percent believe humans lived in the era of dinosaurs. Women are more likely than men to believe scientific superstitions, the survey found.

The survey was conducted in January among 1,600 people in different regions, with a 3.4-percent margin of error.

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Post by DJ. on Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:33 pm

That's hilarious.

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Post by DJ. on Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:09 pm

Sorry for double post but....

Epic Fail on both parties)Teacher, and student who found the videos of her.


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Post by Desertback on Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:34 am

Really?

http://www.metronews.ca/calgary/canada/article/809308--underwear-thief-on-the-loose-in-new-brunswick
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Post by DJ. on Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:26 pm

Sponge-bob, Patrick, Mr.Krabs are the culprits.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/23/maine.sex.crime.sentence/

This lady is sick, twisted. It's shocking that's it's a woman and even more shocking it's her own child plus why would you want to watch it you sick pervert.

She needs to have more than 15 years.

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Post by Canterbury on Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:12 am

Not a funny one, but a rather sad one (especially since a three year old weighs the same as me)

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Post by Desertback on Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:36 pm

How the hell does the kid see?
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Post by DJ. on Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:04 pm

I actually weigh more than someone I know!


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Post by Canterbury on Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 am

Jordan Cardella Has Himself Shot To Win Sympathy From His Ex

Jordan Cardella wanted to win back his girlfriend. So, to gain her sympathy, he hatched a plan to have a friend shoot him in the back.

Cardella asked his friend Anthony Woodall to "shoot him in the back three times," but Woodall refused. Instead, he referred Cardella to Michael Wezykl, who agreed to carry out the bizarre hit in exchange for money or pills.

After retrieving the firearm from Wezyk's home, the trio made their way to a nearby park. The complaint says that, "Wezyk then shot Cardella in the arm, and Cardella immediately slumped over. He asked to be shot again, but Wezyk stated, 'I'm done.'"

So Cardella never did receive the three wounds he thought would be necessary to find pity from his former girlfriend.

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Post by BleachKing on Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:11 am

Wooooooow. That, folks, is called desperation. XD

Seriously though, that's the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Who would want to get shot to gain sympathy? Who wants their Ex to even feel sympathetic toward them - work it out one on one like a mature adult. Holy jeez!
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Post by Canterbury on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:49 am

I was opting between that article and one where a dude was trying to perform surgery on himself with a butter knife but ended up impaling himself.

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Post by DJ. on Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:53 pm

Wow, fail much?

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Post by Maikuolan on Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:36 pm

Lol, that's for sure.. XD
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Re: News That Made My Day Thread

Post by DJ. on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Confirmation on rules 34 and 61.

PETA to launch Pr0n site

the organization's representative reportedly declared that Peta.xxx will be a porn site that "draws attention to the plight of animals."

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Post by Canterbury on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:17 am

A 99-year-old Italian man is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after discovering that she conducted an affair in the 1940s

Back to dating I guess.

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Post by BleachKing on Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:46 pm

Wow..... he seems confident. XD
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