Allow Me To Introduce Myself.

After successfully infiltrating your ranks, I now declare myself open to the light. Cranberry is the name, and if you want Cranberry sauce, ring the bell.

I refuse to ring the bell

Also, I am in no way affiliated with the similarly named convict, Canterbury.

I know that, because otherwise I would not have let you on the site if you were indeed said hooligan Canterbury.

*cringes*

He burned down my village.

BURNINATING THE COUNTRY SIDE....

You stay away from my sheep.

Anyways, hello person-who-is-definately-NOT-Canterbury.

He also ate my babies!

What! That's horrifying! He's village burning baby eating sheep rapist!?

Hey, Im shaggy55. You all know me .

You can make your own thread ya know Shag?