What would you do if...?

I would hop on my T-Rex and eat the heads of the family and steal all there good fortune.

WWYDI: A Doctor named Dr. Child Molester came into your house with a bottle of koolaid and pointed it at you telling you to give him the box of Frosted Flakes which has been in there for 6 years, because it holds the key to the biggest treasure in the world, but is set outside the Milky Way galaxy.

I would lure him into a room where I tazer him until he faints. When he wakes up he will be tied up and hooked up to a brain drain machine. From there I will gain all of his knowledge of this treasure. I will then dispose of him and use the zillion dollars I find buried in my front yard to construct and intergalactic battleship then enslaving millions of infants and training them to be my minions. Then I lead a fleet of these battleships with my minions to this "treasure". I arrive only to find its just a box of koolaid.

What would you do if you were given a billion dollars.

I'd buy myself a estate, a college tuition, pay for my wedding and then do the same for my family.

WWYDI you were told you are the long lost descendant of some important dude and you had a massive inheritance that someone else had stolen?

I would do everything I could to get it back. And live a happy life.

What would you do if you had 1000 puppies.

I would give some to my friends (Including you guys) and family, and then keep the rest.

WWYDI a nuclear war started tonight, at this very hour of this very day, at this very minute of this very hour of this very day and at this very second of this very minute of this very hour of this very day?

Get in a refrigerator. If George Lucas is to be believed, they're indestructible.

WWYDI Santa wasn't real?

I'd still believe in him.

WWYDI you fell for a trap?

Do an Admiral Ackbar impression.

WWYDI Samuel L. Jackson challenged you to a duel?

I'd get out the frying pans.
WWYDI You randomly started seeing subtitles appear in everyday life?

I'd grab a remote or hit the ESC key and try to turn them off

WWYDI Santa went crazy?

Sedative.

WWYDI you saw everyone you met naked?

I would run and hide, run and hide...

WWYDI some random dude on the street stole your wallet and then used your credit card (this is assuming you have one) to make lots of long distance calls?

moom does not has a wallet, nor much money, nor much need for either.


WWYDI it started raining M&M's?

I would be really freaked out and join the other people in the world who's heads wuld be exploding out of the insanity.

What would you do if you were a professional acrobat working for a circus.

Run away to join a camp for psychics so I could nurture my latent psychic abilities and become a psychic agent.

WWYDI you got punched by a baby?

I'd take it's candy


what if I ran into your house and started to play your gaming console

I would put a knife through your back.

What would you do if you were black. (if you are black then white)

Nothing, nothing at all. Well, unless it was a sudden change--in which case I'd check to make sure it wasn't some kind of fast-acting skin cancer. If it isn't, then meh.

WWYDI you lived during the Blitz?

I would live in America, and thus, not be bombed by Germany.

WWYDI You met Lou, santa's creepy cousin that watches you shower?

I would rip his head off and make a towel dispenser outta it.

What would you do if you were 50 feet tall?